The Talk

Smells like Nirvana

Elmo! Elmo! Elmo!

Take a deep breath and be prepared to concentrate:




Now, relax, and enjoy the 20 second cuteness.

Censor Bar Art

Alternately interesting, unique, funny, and naughty. Not a bad way to spend a couple minutes.

Christopher Walken

A versatile man.

Rest in Peace, George

George Carlin died of heart failure tonight. Revolutionary, artist, comedian, and thinker.

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The world has lost a great man, but his words (more than seven) live on.





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Horny

The Art of Storytelling

My favorite accident reports from Things People Said, as written on insurance claim forms:

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."

"A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."

Remember the 80's?

I sure do.

The Secret Lives of Cats

This one has a LOT to say

Joyful Dancing Dog

'Cat Man Do'

So true. So very, very true.

It's that time again

Tetris

I know there's more than one fan out there reading. Have fun! Evil Tetris.

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Frozen in Grand Central Station

Freakin' awesome. Worth the minimal time invested to watch the video.

The Ten Commandments

George Carlin, baby.

Cat Herding

"It ain't an easy job."

Funny Old lady

I'm the little sister

The kids got a ton of hair accessories and giant play make-up set for solstice and they are beyond thrilled. Look what I woke up to Sunday morning. She requested every purple hair accessory available and her big sister obliged. She did her own make-up.